We have been busy in 2025 discussing various initiatives to engage communities and generate new business. One such initiative has garnered the attention of a local Member of Parliament and sparked interest among our current and prospective customers, many of whom are considering a loft conversion in the future. To facilitate this, we have contracted a data company to identify potential customers.
We will send invitations to discuss the opportunity to receive a "FREE LOFT CONVERSION." While that may sound too good to be true, we encourage you to take a moment to read on and give this serious consideration as the phrase to 'too good to be true' is hard to ignore when contracturally legitimate as it then takes on the monacle 'No Brainer'. It would not be right to ignore this opportunity of a legitimate offer without firstly speaking with us and then and after your due dilligence, considering your options and other quotations; as our offer is at that point a 'no briainer' instead of being 'too good to be true'.
The invitation will offer a "FREE LOFT CONVERSION," and the terms and conditions are as follows:
Our initiative commences in January 2025.
If our offer is not agreeable, then please do give us feedback as we would be astounded to hear of why a potential refund of a minimum of £50,000 would not be of interest. This will assist us going forwards.
We will send all reasonable replies from 'invited' (non) 'customers' with a bottle of wine when taking the time to enlighten us as to how we have not engaged you in this unique opportunity.
We encourage feedback!
London Carpentry Specialists
Specialist Carpenters and Joiners centrally located in Wimbledon London SW19
Registered Address at 27 Old Gloucester Street WC1
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